We do not collect any data about you. The web server logs contain your IP address and browser information; unfortunate as this may be, it is likely that without such rudimentary information, you would not be able to browse the internet in the first place.

In addition, it stands to reason the log is timestamped. Other than that we know nothing about you, why you're here or where you are from, and by all means let's keep it that way! If total and obsessive control is your thing and you just can't help yourself, feel free to contact us to request removing your data from the logs. However, this will require payment first, as this is well outside the scope of reasonability.

Additional payment will be required if you do not wish to be quoted as an example of how crazy some people can be.