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We do not collect any data about you. This web server creates logs which contain your IP address and browser information; unfortunate as this may be, it is likely that without such rudimentary information, you would not be able to browse the internet in the first place. If you can read this, you are in said log.
In addition, given the fundamentality of time and its passage in this world, it stands to reason the log is timestamped. Other than that we know nothing about you, why you're here or where you are from, and by all means let's keep it that way! If total and obsessive control is your thing and, despite by now hopefully knowing that trying to control everything is impossible and is a total waste of your time but you just can't help yourself, feel free to contact us to request removing your data from the logs. However, this will require the payment of a non-trivial fortune in advance (high 4 figures, maybe 5...) - as such a ludicrous request is well outside the scope of reasonability. Also, we take great pleasure in profiting from your hopeless need to control the uncontrollable.
Additional payment will be required if you do not wish to be quoted as an example of how crazy some people can be.
Chances are we'll use the money for buying more hardware, or a carrot.
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